My cheap, Chinese coffee maker died two- days after the warranty gave out. Do you fuckers plan this? And while we're on the subject, why not give socialism another go? This production of plastic, sometimes poisonous, crap isn't helping anyone except a few a- holes in the Communist Party- which is a total misnomer since the CCP is composed of capitalists and the bureaucrats who take care of them. Damn, doesn't that sound familiar?
Anyway, the remainder of the two minutes I will take to smash this shitty coffeemaker into little bitty pieces. Enjoy the rest of the day.